Swallowed coin

[kid sister]

The frantic-looking lady came rushing out of her house into the street and cried: "Help! Help! My young son has swallowed a coin and is choking. I don't know what to do!" Everyone looked the other way, except for a middle-aged gentleman who rushed into the lady's house, found her young son, turned him upside down and shook him until the coin fell out of his mouth. "Oh, thank you!" cried the lady. "Are you a doctor?" "No madam," replied the middle-aged man. "I'm from the Income Tax Department."

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[Prasad_Kulkarni]

:laugh: :laugh:

[Jacquers]

What a fortunate coincidence that someone was there to help :)

[Markus 811]

You are living in Germany, aren't you. ;)

[Lost User]

Absolutely absurd. Everybody knows that bloodsuckers only come out of their coffins at night and can't come into your house unless you invite them to. :)

I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

[OriginalGriff]

CDP1802 wrote:

can't come into your house unless you invite them to

The tax office think they own your house, so don't need to ask for permission... :sigh:

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[CPallini]

:-D

Veni, vidi, vici.

[Julien Villers]

You mean like that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-9j9Io-gTk[^] ? (French) :laugh:

'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood 'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Lost User]

If I dare to open that link from work, the admons will send their goon squad within two minutes :)

I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

[PIEBALDconsult]

http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3943768#xx3943768xx[^]