Getting rid of the cat...
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A man want's to get rid of his wifes cat. So he takes it into his car, drives 10 blocks, abandons it and drives back home. 10 minutes later the cat is back again. "All right kitty" thinks the man. "Maybe the distance wasn't big enough". He taks the cat back to his car, drives 5 miles, abandons the cat and drives back home. 20 minutes later the cat is back home again. "Enough is enough" thinks the man, takes the cat back into his car, drives 25 miles, over a bridge, right, left, into a forest and abandons the cat at a clearing in the middle of the forest. An hour later the man is calling home. His wife picks up the phone. wife: Hello? man: Hi honey, its me. Is the cat there? wife: Yes dear, why? man: get it on the phone, I am completely lost.
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A man want's to get rid of his wifes cat. So he takes it into his car, drives 10 blocks, abandons it and drives back home. 10 minutes later the cat is back again. "All right kitty" thinks the man. "Maybe the distance wasn't big enough". He taks the cat back to his car, drives 5 miles, abandons the cat and drives back home. 20 minutes later the cat is back home again. "Enough is enough" thinks the man, takes the cat back into his car, drives 25 miles, over a bridge, right, left, into a forest and abandons the cat at a clearing in the middle of the forest. An hour later the man is calling home. His wife picks up the phone. wife: Hello? man: Hi honey, its me. Is the cat there? wife: Yes dear, why? man: get it on the phone, I am completely lost.
Wow. A talking cat. Who'd a thunk. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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A man want's to get rid of his wifes cat. So he takes it into his car, drives 10 blocks, abandons it and drives back home. 10 minutes later the cat is back again. "All right kitty" thinks the man. "Maybe the distance wasn't big enough". He taks the cat back to his car, drives 5 miles, abandons the cat and drives back home. 20 minutes later the cat is back home again. "Enough is enough" thinks the man, takes the cat back into his car, drives 25 miles, over a bridge, right, left, into a forest and abandons the cat at a clearing in the middle of the forest. An hour later the man is calling home. His wife picks up the phone. wife: Hello? man: Hi honey, its me. Is the cat there? wife: Yes dear, why? man: get it on the phone, I am completely lost.
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Wow. A talking cat. Who'd a thunk. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Wow. A talking cat. Who'd a thunk. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
Maybe tha cat is called TomTom... with speach output :)