Three elders
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Three elders are sitting on a bench complaining about how much their hands tremble as a result of old age. "My hands tremble so much that when I was shaving today I cut myself 10 times!" says the first man. "My hands tremble so much that while I was mowing the lawn, I cut all the roses by accident!," says the second man. "What are you guys going on about!", says the third man. "My hands tremble so much that while I was taking a pis$ this morning, I ej@culated three times!!"
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Three elders are sitting on a bench complaining about how much their hands tremble as a result of old age. "My hands tremble so much that when I was shaving today I cut myself 10 times!" says the first man. "My hands tremble so much that while I was mowing the lawn, I cut all the roses by accident!," says the second man. "What are you guys going on about!", says the third man. "My hands tremble so much that while I was taking a pis$ this morning, I ej@culated three times!!"
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a bit raunchy. I don't mind but you rarely get down-votes.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
a bit raunchy. I don't mind but you rarely get down-votes.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)Slacker007 wrote:
I don't mind but you rarely get down-votes
If you don't mind me saying so - that's an odd reason for a downvote :laugh:
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Slacker007 wrote:
I don't mind but you rarely get down-votes
If you don't mind me saying so - that's an odd reason for a downvote :laugh:
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I guess so. Someone must not like the potty humor.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
I guess so. Someone must not like the potty humor.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)Slacker007 wrote:
Someone must not like the potty humor
I guess so ... A wealthy New York businessman who sent his two daughters to the University of California's Los Angeles campus in the hope that they would find something unusual to study there that would stir them out their apathy. He was considerably alarmed, however, when they wrote back to tell him that they both had decided to specialize in research on ancient Egyptian plumbing. He immediately sent them a telegram which read, "Under no circumstances will I support a couple of Pharaoh Faucet Majors!"
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Slacker007 wrote:
Someone must not like the potty humor
I guess so ... A wealthy New York businessman who sent his two daughters to the University of California's Los Angeles campus in the hope that they would find something unusual to study there that would stir them out their apathy. He was considerably alarmed, however, when they wrote back to tell him that they both had decided to specialize in research on ancient Egyptian plumbing. He immediately sent them a telegram which read, "Under no circumstances will I support a couple of Pharaoh Faucet Majors!"
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
You might have to explain that to some of the young fold here. :) They may think it is funny but I am old enough to remember Farah Fawcett Majors[^].
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You might have to explain that to some of the young fold here. :) They may think it is funny but I am old enough to remember Farah Fawcett Majors[^].
Ahh, the cannonball run - where does the time fly ... Anyways - I thought it a reasonable response to Slacker007 comment about 'potty humor' ;)
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