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    Nagy Vilmos
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    The Scum[^]:

    THE financial crisis has claimed another victim — POLE DANCERS.
    There has been a dramatic slump in the acrobatic quality of the lithe ladies who populate clubs across the country as a result of venues trying to keep revenues up.

    Holy Malonie! It is time to panic. :laugh:


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      The Scum[^]:

      THE financial crisis has claimed another victim — POLE DANCERS.
      There has been a dramatic slump in the acrobatic quality of the lithe ladies who populate clubs across the country as a result of venues trying to keep revenues up.

      Holy Malonie! It is time to panic. :laugh:


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave
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      Go to The Flying Scotsman bar near Kings Cross Station. They are already pretty rough looking. So I am informed.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Go to The Flying Scotsman bar near Kings Cross Station. They are already pretty rough looking. So I am informed.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Anything around Kings Cross will probably be pretty rough.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          The Scum[^]:

          THE financial crisis has claimed another victim — POLE DANCERS.
          There has been a dramatic slump in the acrobatic quality of the lithe ladies who populate clubs across the country as a result of venues trying to keep revenues up.

          Holy Malonie! It is time to panic. :laugh:


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Keith Barrow
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          The Currant Bun:

          And clubs desperate for cash have lowered the bar

          Presumably to make them look taller...

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            The Currant Bun:

            And clubs desperate for cash have lowered the bar

            Presumably to make them look taller...

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            Chris Meech
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            And just how do you lower a bar that is vertically in place. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              And just how do you lower a bar that is vertically in place. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              Dalek Dave
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              It works for submarine periscopes.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                It works for submarine periscopes.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                wizardzz
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                Periscope dancing, please tell me you have not seen or partaken, Dave.

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                  Periscope dancing, please tell me you have not seen or partaken, Dave.

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                  Chris Meech
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                  He probably has when the periscope was up. :)

                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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