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    Today there's been a horrendous blockage in the gents at work. I really, really wonder about the habits of some of my colleagues. The building maintenance guy was last seen entering the gents armed with a plastic butter knife from the kitchen after he gave up on the plunger, it's been 5 mins and he hasn't emerged.

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      Today there's been a horrendous blockage in the gents at work. I really, really wonder about the habits of some of my colleagues. The building maintenance guy was last seen entering the gents armed with a plastic butter knife from the kitchen after he gave up on the plunger, it's been 5 mins and he hasn't emerged.

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      Hmmm... Seems like a battle to the death, to me, and the guy may not come out alive.

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        Today there's been a horrendous blockage in the gents at work. I really, really wonder about the habits of some of my colleagues. The building maintenance guy was last seen entering the gents armed with a plastic butter knife from the kitchen after he gave up on the plunger, it's been 5 mins and he hasn't emerged.

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        Sahir Shah
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        Eww!! Too much iron in the diet, I presume. He'll be back asking for a hacksaw.

        Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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          Today there's been a horrendous blockage in the gents at work. I really, really wonder about the habits of some of my colleagues. The building maintenance guy was last seen entering the gents armed with a plastic butter knife from the kitchen after he gave up on the plunger, it's been 5 mins and he hasn't emerged.

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          I had such a massive crap after eating Burritos I blocked a toilet once. Dont know why I thought you should know that, but now you do. :)

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            I had such a massive crap after eating Burritos I blocked a toilet once. Dont know why I thought you should know that, but now you do. :)

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            Erudite_Eric wrote:

            I had such a massive crap after eating Burritos

            Just what I needed to start my day. The vision of turds coming out of your ass. Thanks. X|

            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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              Erudite_Eric wrote:

              I had such a massive crap after eating Burritos

              Just what I needed to start my day. The vision of turds coming out of your ass. Thanks. X|

              "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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              Enjoy! :laugh:

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