at the doctors office.... again :)
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A woman enters a doctors office, green and blue bruises everywhere. doc: Jesus, what happened to you? wife: Please help me, I don't know what to do... every night when my husband comes home drunk, he beats me senseless... doc: Ok, I know what to do. Next time your husband comes home drunk, you immediately take a cup of tea and gargle, gargle, gargle... The woman is kind of confused but decides to follow the doctors' advice. 2 weeks later the woman returns to the doctors office in perfect shape. No bruises and looks really happy. wife: Doc, that was a genius advice. Every time my husband now comes home drunk, I gargled with tea and... NOTHING HAPPENED!!! doc: You see, just keep the mouth shut...
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A woman enters a doctors office, green and blue bruises everywhere. doc: Jesus, what happened to you? wife: Please help me, I don't know what to do... every night when my husband comes home drunk, he beats me senseless... doc: Ok, I know what to do. Next time your husband comes home drunk, you immediately take a cup of tea and gargle, gargle, gargle... The woman is kind of confused but decides to follow the doctors' advice. 2 weeks later the woman returns to the doctors office in perfect shape. No bruises and looks really happy. wife: Doc, that was a genius advice. Every time my husband now comes home drunk, I gargled with tea and... NOTHING HAPPENED!!! doc: You see, just keep the mouth shut...
I want to give it a 5 for funny and a 1 for bad taste.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I want to give it a 5 for funny and a 1 for bad taste.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Perfectly understandable... but we all like bad taste... don't we? And after all, it's just a joke ;)
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I want to give it a 5 for funny and a 1 for bad taste.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Funnyness wins over bad taste :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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Perfectly understandable... but we all like bad taste... don't we? And after all, it's just a joke ;)
That is why I did not vote.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Funnyness wins over bad taste :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}exactly :)
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That is why I did not vote.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
...as long as you like it somehow I'll be happy with it :)
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I want to give it a 5 for funny and a 1 for bad taste.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I want to give it a 5 for funny and a 1 for bad taste.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I want to give it a 5 for funny and a 1 for bad taste.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
One of the rare occasions to give a 3
