A little punch
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A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes". The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend F*cks and Flees". The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws and bolts".
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes". The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend F*cks and Flees". The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws and bolts".
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
Espen Harlinn wrote:
A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman in a laundry who got raped by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes".
The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend F*cks and Flees".
The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws washer and bolts".FTFY! :laugh:
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Espen Harlinn wrote:
A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman in a laundry who got raped by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes".
The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend F*cks and Flees".
The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws washer and bolts".FTFY! :laugh:
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Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes". The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend F*cks and Flees". The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws and bolts".
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
This reminds me of the “cross-bow” position: Bend her and bolt yourself.
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Espen Harlinn wrote:
A cub reporter covered a story about an attack on a woman in a laundry who got raped by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman raped, mental patient escapes".
The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend F*cks and Flees".
The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut screws washer and bolts".FTFY! :laugh:
The original joke is of 2 nurses in the laundry that he rapes as makes his escape. The headline should read: Nuts screws washers and bolts FTFY!
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