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In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night. A Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night. General turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.. Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. General laughed loudly and asked: WHY?? Lieutenant replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir..!
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In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night. A Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night. General turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.. Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. General laughed loudly and asked: WHY?? Lieutenant replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir..!
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Two couples got married on the same day and ended up in the same hotel for their honeymoon. One evening, the girls having already gone to bed, the two men had a couple of drinks together in the bar. As time went on the men started to get boastful and Geoff claimed he could make love to his wife more times than John. Fired up with booze, John accepted the challenge and they agreed to meet the following morning with the results. “Last night, I made love to my wife 3 times” said Geoff at breakfast time. “What about you?” John replied, “34 times.” “What!!” exclaimed Geoff. “OK, double or nothing, let’s see what happens tonight.” The next day Geoff arrived in the dining room looking knackered. “7 times,” he said to John. John laughed. “You lose again, 48 times for me.” “Well that’s unbelievable, how do you manage it?” “Listen, I’ll show you. Put your hips back, then push forward quickly. That’s one. Now, pull your hips back again and push forward quickly. That’s two…”
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Two couples got married on the same day and ended up in the same hotel for their honeymoon. One evening, the girls having already gone to bed, the two men had a couple of drinks together in the bar. As time went on the men started to get boastful and Geoff claimed he could make love to his wife more times than John. Fired up with booze, John accepted the challenge and they agreed to meet the following morning with the results. “Last night, I made love to my wife 3 times” said Geoff at breakfast time. “What about you?” John replied, “34 times.” “What!!” exclaimed Geoff. “OK, double or nothing, let’s see what happens tonight.” The next day Geoff arrived in the dining room looking knackered. “7 times,” he said to John. John laughed. “You lose again, 48 times for me.” “Well that’s unbelievable, how do you manage it?” “Listen, I’ll show you. Put your hips back, then push forward quickly. That’s one. Now, pull your hips back again and push forward quickly. That’s two…”
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How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. if banana does not soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, Uh Oh
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In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night. A Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night. General turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.. Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. General laughed loudly and asked: WHY?? Lieutenant replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir..!
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Slight variation In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night. A Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night. General turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.. Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. General laughed loudly and asked: WHY?? Lieutenant replied: The light was coming through the window, sir.
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Slight variation In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night. A Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night. General turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.. Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. General laughed loudly and asked: WHY?? Lieutenant replied: The light was coming through the window, sir.
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I don't get it?!?!!? But then again: I'm not a military man... :confused:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
I don't get it?!?!!? But then again: I'm not a military man... :confused:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932His stamina allowed him to last all night... and he was still going in the morning so he ended it.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.