Well a Re-Post ,I liked it very much........
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But you are 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. Officer: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. Boss: He said: “I want these two idiots back at office Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK A man sitting next to a kid on an airplane turned to him n said, "Let's talk". Kid: what do we talk about? Man (making fun of kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Interesting topic. But let me ask u a question. Horse, cow, deer all eat grass yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty n horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues wen u don’t know sh*t? X| Pappu: Papa what is SEX? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box of school admission form?
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But you are 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. Officer: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. Boss: He said: “I want these two idiots back at office Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK A man sitting next to a kid on an airplane turned to him n said, "Let's talk". Kid: what do we talk about? Man (making fun of kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Interesting topic. But let me ask u a question. Horse, cow, deer all eat grass yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty n horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues wen u don’t know sh*t? X| Pappu: Papa what is SEX? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box of school admission form?
So you are saying that Father Christmas' son knows nothing about sex?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But you are 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. Officer: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. Boss: He said: “I want these two idiots back at office Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK A man sitting next to a kid on an airplane turned to him n said, "Let's talk". Kid: what do we talk about? Man (making fun of kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Interesting topic. But let me ask u a question. Horse, cow, deer all eat grass yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty n horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues wen u don’t know sh*t? X| Pappu: Papa what is SEX? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box of school admission form?
Both old and neither funny.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But you are 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. Officer: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. Boss: He said: “I want these two idiots back at office Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK A man sitting next to a kid on an airplane turned to him n said, "Let's talk". Kid: what do we talk about? Man (making fun of kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Interesting topic. But let me ask u a question. Horse, cow, deer all eat grass yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty n horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues wen u don’t know sh*t? X| Pappu: Papa what is SEX? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box of school admission form?
What does 'n' mean? Why have you spelt 'You' as 'u' Txtspk is for morons and children, please desist.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Both old and neither funny.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Both old and neither funny
Are you talking about 'Cannon and Ball[^]'? They were the only comedy duo with two straight men.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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What does 'n' mean? Why have you spelt 'You' as 'u' Txtspk is for morons and children, please desist.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Scientists say that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. And as it turns out, they even seem to be in majority... :-D
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
What does 'n' mean? Why have you spelt 'You' as 'u' Txtspk is for morons and children, please desist.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Don't do that, please - have some respect for the people that reads your post. Make an effort...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Minifying is for JavaScript, not the English language. CUL8R
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Both old and neither funny
Are you talking about 'Cannon and Ball[^]'? They were the only comedy duo with two straight men.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Cruel but fair.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But you are 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. Officer: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. Boss: He said: “I want these two idiots back at office Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK A man sitting next to a kid on an airplane turned to him n said, "Let's talk". Kid: what do we talk about? Man (making fun of kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Interesting topic. But let me ask u a question. Horse, cow, deer all eat grass yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty n horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues wen u don’t know sh*t? X| Pappu: Papa what is SEX? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box of school admission form?
Karthik_Rockzzz wrote:
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK
Of course the real moral is when posting shit jokes at least get the punchline correct. Always let the boss speak first. That way the joke will still be unfunny, but will at least make sense.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But you are 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. Officer: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. Boss: He said: “I want these two idiots back at office Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK A man sitting next to a kid on an airplane turned to him n said, "Let's talk". Kid: what do we talk about? Man (making fun of kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Interesting topic. But let me ask u a question. Horse, cow, deer all eat grass yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty n horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues wen u don’t know sh*t? X| Pappu: Papa what is SEX? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box of school admission form?
What the hell is a Jin? Chinese buzzboy? :confused:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
What the hell is a Jin? Chinese buzzboy? :confused:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932I see your confusion. I Jin is a mispelled Jinn, as any fule no' the nun charachter has a shadha on it, giving it a double length intonation. Jinn is the plural form of Jinni, whence our word Genie (as in this[^]) so the OP makes no grammatical sense, so I see your problem. The I Dream of Jeannie picture is, of course, completely gratuitous. She wasn't as fit as I remember.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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I see your confusion. I Jin is a mispelled Jinn, as any fule no' the nun charachter has a shadha on it, giving it a double length intonation. Jinn is the plural form of Jinni, whence our word Genie (as in this[^]) so the OP makes no grammatical sense, so I see your problem. The I Dream of Jeannie picture is, of course, completely gratuitous. She wasn't as fit as I remember.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Keith Barrow wrote:
She wasn't as fit as I remember.
Nah, but in your dreams you can fix that... :-D I had the same thought when I recently resaw a couple of episodes of Mr. Merlin[^]. It wasn't as funny as I recalled, and Alex the Genie wasn't as beautiful as I remembered either. Guess ideals changed with time as well...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Keith Barrow wrote:
She wasn't as fit as I remember.
Nah, but in your dreams you can fix that... :-D I had the same thought when I recently resaw a couple of episodes of Mr. Merlin[^]. It wasn't as funny as I recalled, and Alex the Genie wasn't as beautiful as I remembered either. Guess ideals changed with time as well...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Samantha Stevens [^] was though...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Samantha Stevens [^] was though...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Elizabeth Montgomery was always a favourite of mine, she remained very beautiful even at the end of her life; she died from cancer in her early 60's. [Vilmos goes for a lie down]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Karthik_Rockzzz wrote:
'n'means and I'm too lazy to type properly
'u' to lesser the words even lazierFTFY
Binding 100,000 items to a list box can be just silly regardless of what pattern you are following. Jeremy Likness
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You have a full keyboard at your disposal. You do not need to limit yourself, and should make use of the letters that often end up being left all alone like the ugly girl at the dance.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Scientists say that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. And as it turns out, they even seem to be in majority... :-D
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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