Hair Removal - for men
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Veet for men[^] - just go this forwarded from a mate and it is an eye waterer. Read the first review - ROTFLMAO Not as good as the first, but brilliant:
Dez:
I emptied the contents of this into an 'A' brand shampoo bottle and left it in our shared bathroom because of my stuff being stolen all the time. It is only 50% effect if used as a shampoo. I will let you know how bleach works as a fabric softener and if you can tell the difference between dog chocolate laxative and real chocolate. 5 stars because my shampoo lasts twice as long.
Several reviews also state "do not use as lube".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Jesus, now I have to use my sockpuppet account to award you another 5. That is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Veet for men[^] - just go this forwarded from a mate and it is an eye waterer. Read the first review - ROTFLMAO Not as good as the first, but brilliant:
Dez:
I emptied the contents of this into an 'A' brand shampoo bottle and left it in our shared bathroom because of my stuff being stolen all the time. It is only 50% effect if used as a shampoo. I will let you know how bleach works as a fabric softener and if you can tell the difference between dog chocolate laxative and real chocolate. 5 stars because my shampoo lasts twice as long.
Several reviews also state "do not use as lube".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
A number of years ago I was cleaning my teeth whilst my wife was in the shower. I was, of course, stark bollock naked. She leaned out of the shower behind me and started rubbing my left buttock. I ignored her and carried on cleaning my teeth. Turned out it was Veet she was rubbing in. A short time later I had one smooth buttock and one hairy. Bitch.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Jesus, now I have to use my sockpuppet account to award you another 5. That is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]I keep going back, they're ALL great
thew:
Alright I suppose. Works well on my cat. And on my ferret. And on my baby's head. And my gran's arse.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Veet for men[^] - just go this forwarded from a mate and it is an eye waterer. Read the first review - ROTFLMAO Not as good as the first, but brilliant:
Dez:
I emptied the contents of this into an 'A' brand shampoo bottle and left it in our shared bathroom because of my stuff being stolen all the time. It is only 50% effect if used as a shampoo. I will let you know how bleach works as a fabric softener and if you can tell the difference between dog chocolate laxative and real chocolate. 5 stars because my shampoo lasts twice as long.
Several reviews also state "do not use as lube".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Hilarious! :thumbsup:
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Veet for men[^] - just go this forwarded from a mate and it is an eye waterer. Read the first review - ROTFLMAO Not as good as the first, but brilliant:
Dez:
I emptied the contents of this into an 'A' brand shampoo bottle and left it in our shared bathroom because of my stuff being stolen all the time. It is only 50% effect if used as a shampoo. I will let you know how bleach works as a fabric softener and if you can tell the difference between dog chocolate laxative and real chocolate. 5 stars because my shampoo lasts twice as long.
Several reviews also state "do not use as lube".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy, what were you searching for that got you to that link? Lube, Bollocks, or both? :) anyhow, I laughed my bollocks off and thus I gave you fiver.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
Nagy, what were you searching for that got you to that link? Lube, Bollocks, or both? :) anyhow, I laughed my bollocks off and thus I gave you fiver.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)I was sent it.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former." - Albert Einstein That quote sure describes those obviously brainless person EDIT: Changed 'that' to 'those' after looking at other replies. It's a HAIR REMOVAL product for crying out loud! How dense are those people?!?!?!?!???!! I also like the third review (the one by NoGGy)
Attempting to load signature... A NullSignatureException was unhandled. Message: "No signature exists" All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value. Carl Sagan
Zac Greve wrote:
How dense are those people?!?!?!?!???!!
Denseness was the problem. They were looking for clarity.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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I was sent it.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
I was sent it.
my bad. :doh:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
Veet for men[^] - just go this forwarded from a mate and it is an eye waterer. Read the first review - ROTFLMAO Not as good as the first, but brilliant:
Dez:
I emptied the contents of this into an 'A' brand shampoo bottle and left it in our shared bathroom because of my stuff being stolen all the time. It is only 50% effect if used as a shampoo. I will let you know how bleach works as a fabric softener and if you can tell the difference between dog chocolate laxative and real chocolate. 5 stars because my shampoo lasts twice as long.
Several reviews also state "do not use as lube".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Elephanting hilarious: am crying and trying to stifle my rather loud laugh. :thumbsup:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Veet for men[^] - just go this forwarded from a mate and it is an eye waterer. Read the first review - ROTFLMAO Not as good as the first, but brilliant:
Dez:
I emptied the contents of this into an 'A' brand shampoo bottle and left it in our shared bathroom because of my stuff being stolen all the time. It is only 50% effect if used as a shampoo. I will let you know how bleach works as a fabric softener and if you can tell the difference between dog chocolate laxative and real chocolate. 5 stars because my shampoo lasts twice as long.
Several reviews also state "do not use as lube".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A number of years ago I was cleaning my teeth whilst my wife was in the shower. I was, of course, stark bollock naked. She leaned out of the shower behind me and started rubbing my left buttock. I ignored her and carried on cleaning my teeth. Turned out it was Veet she was rubbing in. A short time later I had one smooth buttock and one hairy. Bitch.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Ouch! What did you do after that?
Attempting to load signature... A NullSignatureException was unhandled. Message: "No signature exists" All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value. Carl Sagan
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I was sent it.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Your friends send you information about lube and depillatory creams?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Your friends send you information about lube and depillatory creams?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]