The good old days
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Grandpa (G) and his grandson (g) are in the zoo: g: “Look grandpa, a moose!” G:”Moose my ass! Small like a f***ing deer! What a deer we had in the good old day, bigger than a moose! ” g: “Grandpa, look, a tiger!” G: “Tiger my ass! Some puffy kitty! What a kitties we had in a good old days, a real tigers!” Then they see a juggler is making his tricks on a small square. The little one is excited: g:“Grandpa, look there! A magician!” G:“Magician my ass! Some gay! What a gays we had in the good old days, a real magicians!”
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Grandpa (G) and his grandson (g) are in the zoo: g: “Look grandpa, a moose!” G:”Moose my ass! Small like a f***ing deer! What a deer we had in the good old day, bigger than a moose! ” g: “Grandpa, look, a tiger!” G: “Tiger my ass! Some puffy kitty! What a kitties we had in a good old days, a real tigers!” Then they see a juggler is making his tricks on a small square. The little one is excited: g:“Grandpa, look there! A magician!” G:“Magician my ass! Some gay! What a gays we had in the good old days, a real magicians!”
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Er, I think that may have lost something in the translation.
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Grandpa (G) and his grandson (g) are in the zoo: g: “Look grandpa, a moose!” G:”Moose my ass! Small like a f***ing deer! What a deer we had in the good old day, bigger than a moose! ” g: “Grandpa, look, a tiger!” G: “Tiger my ass! Some puffy kitty! What a kitties we had in a good old days, a real tigers!” Then they see a juggler is making his tricks on a small square. The little one is excited: g:“Grandpa, look there! A magician!” G:“Magician my ass! Some gay! What a gays we had in the good old days, a real magicians!”
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I was talking with my dad (82 and Russian immigrant) about blading here and there, my dad said pfft, we kids would skate from Brooklyn to Connie Island on metal 4 wheel metal skates and if our skates broke we would run ( I understand this to be a significant distance). You kids are can't do what we did every day, with your k2's n' crap. Actually every story me or my kids have my dad has a 1940's equivalent, and it's a good story.
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Grandpa (G) and his grandson (g) are in the zoo: g: “Look grandpa, a moose!” G:”Moose my ass! Small like a f***ing deer! What a deer we had in the good old day, bigger than a moose! ” g: “Grandpa, look, a tiger!” G: “Tiger my ass! Some puffy kitty! What a kitties we had in a good old days, a real tigers!” Then they see a juggler is making his tricks on a small square. The little one is excited: g:“Grandpa, look there! A magician!” G:“Magician my ass! Some gay! What a gays we had in the good old days, a real magicians!”
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Er, I think that may have lost something in the translation.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
Er, I think that may have lost something everything in the translation.
FTFY
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Er, I think that may have lost something in the translation.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I think you may be right. Some jokes are almost impossible to translate properly. Especially if you’re translating them after a couple of drinks. :-D Usually I have 1:3 success ratio.
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mark merrens wrote:
Er, I think that may have lost something everything in the translation.
FTFY
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Only the funny part. Everything else is there!
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Only the funny part. Everything else is there!
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You mean all the words are there? It's generally considered that the funny bit should be included, even if some of the words are left out...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I was talking with my dad (82 and Russian immigrant) about blading here and there, my dad said pfft, we kids would skate from Brooklyn to Connie Island on metal 4 wheel metal skates and if our skates broke we would run ( I understand this to be a significant distance). You kids are can't do what we did every day, with your k2's n' crap. Actually every story me or my kids have my dad has a 1940's equivalent, and it's a good story.
I will transmit this information to Vladimir.
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Me: Are those buffalo? Dad: I think they're bison. Me: Well it's a free world.
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