World's Dumbest Criminals
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Man steals gas from cop car, posts photo of crime on Facebook[^] Maybe police in Kentucky don't know about Facebook. :laugh:
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
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Man steals gas from cop car, posts photo of crime on Facebook[^] Maybe police in Kentucky don't know about Facebook. :laugh:
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
Pretty much all Blue Collar crime is dumb. Hard to get away with it and usually not very good payoff, and high risk of death. At least White collar crime pays reasonably. At least the victum may have deserved it.
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Man steals gas from cop car, posts photo of crime on Facebook[^] Maybe police in Kentucky don't know about Facebook. :laugh:
Failure is not an option; it's the default selection.
I've been straining my brain cell to get a complete sentence, that actually makes sense, based on the fact that it should be more than a misdemeanor. The nearest I can get is "When the fuzz caught up with the miscreant they fell on he.". It's going to bother me all night now.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.