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    My GF's birthday is coming up. Now I know what NOT to get her: Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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    • J Johnny J

      My GF's birthday is coming up. Now I know what NOT to get her: Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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      +5 :thumbsup: BTW she just left! :)

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        +5 :thumbsup: BTW she just left! :)

        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
        Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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        Johnny J
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        Hope you remembered to recall the voucher. Wouldn't want her to use it over and over... :laugh:

        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
        -----
        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          My GF's birthday is coming up. Now I know what NOT to get her: Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
          -----
          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
          -----
          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          It is Mrs Wife's birthday next month and she has told me to get her nothing. This means nothing specific but something expensive.


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            My GF's birthday is coming up. Now I know what NOT to get her: Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
            -----
            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
            -----
            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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            My favourite Emo Phillips joke; I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday and she said "Oh I don't know. Get my something wild, and expensive, and that I don't really need". So I booked her in for radiation therapy.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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