Or what?
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more. "For the last 7 months" the wife replies "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late for work. I'm late, so the boss asks me 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'". "So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more". The doctor thinks for a second. "So" he says "are we going to tell your husband... or what?"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more. "For the last 7 months" the wife replies "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late for work. I'm late, so the boss asks me 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'". "So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more". The doctor thinks for a second. "So" he says "are we going to tell your husband... or what?"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Good One. :thumbsup:
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more. "For the last 7 months" the wife replies "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late for work. I'm late, so the boss asks me 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'". "So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more". The doctor thinks for a second. "So" he says "are we going to tell your husband... or what?"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
sorry I beat you to that one a few months ago :-D
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't.... Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more. "For the last 7 months" the wife replies "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late for work. I'm late, so the boss asks me 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'". "So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more". The doctor thinks for a second. "So" he says "are we going to tell your husband... or what?"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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sorry I beat you to that one a few months ago :-D
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't.... Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
:-O I even remember reading it myself then. I wonder if this is a first sign of age. But hopefully just lack of sleep, my daughter is 7 weeks old now.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
