Spam Email - Epic Failure
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Evidently, the spammers don't know how to trap a guy like me. Here is the latest fail: Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me. I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship. I just need some relief every now and then ;) my pix are here: [link removed] The spammers really need to up their game a notch or two. Here is an example of spam that would work on me: Required: spineless programmer who displays no stereotypical male traits whatsoever. Must occupy less than 1/4th of a queen sized bed and be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night. Ability to squash spiders, do dishes, and follow simple commands is must. Must be obvilious to the presence of other females and enjoy standing around in crowded stores while holding a purse. I'll be married 24 years in December. Does it show?
MehGerbil wrote:
be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night
:cool: That's my kind of man!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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ooh, soon be going to the big school!
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