Brain cell destruction can have positive effects
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Mugging injury turns man into math genius[^] When some brain cells die, your brain will be forced to activate unused areas of your brain. That's why I keep trying to kill off all those dumb brain cells with vodka every weekend.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Mugging injury turns man into math genius[^] When some brain cells die, your brain will be forced to activate unused areas of your brain. That's why I keep trying to kill off all those dumb brain cells with vodka every weekend.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
Sahir Shah wrote:
brain cells with vodka
I should be a super-genius by now....
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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Mugging injury turns man into math genius[^] When some brain cells die, your brain will be forced to activate unused areas of your brain. That's why I keep trying to kill off all those dumb brain cells with vodka every weekend.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Mugging injury turns man into math genius[^] When some brain cells die, your brain will be forced to activate unused areas of your brain. That's why I keep trying to kill off all those dumb brain cells with vodka every weekend.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
I knew I made a mistake when I stopped walking down dark alleys at night on my way to the bar and back. Not only did the lack of walking make my belly get fat, but I've missed a shot at becoming smarter! I guess I'll have another glass of scotch... :sigh: Will Rogers never met me.
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Mugging injury turns man into math genius[^] When some brain cells die, your brain will be forced to activate unused areas of your brain. That's why I keep trying to kill off all those dumb brain cells with vodka every weekend.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
In an episode of "Cheers," Cliff Clavin, the trivia-spouting, quirky, irksome mama's boy mailman is seated at the bar describing the buffalo theory to his buddy, Norm Peterson, the beer loving heavyweight bar stool sitting perpetual patron. Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm: Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Mugging injury turns man into math genius[^] When some brain cells die, your brain will be forced to activate unused areas of your brain. That's why I keep trying to kill off all those dumb brain cells with vodka every weekend.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Mugging injury turns man into math genius[^] When some brain cells die, your brain will be forced to activate unused areas of your brain. That's why I keep trying to kill off all those dumb brain cells with vodka every weekend.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
You will need to try harder, alcohol does not kill brain cells, that is a fallacy.
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