[Canadian] Newfie logic
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Sitting together on a train travelling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Newfoundland , a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
*The little old lady thinks*: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
*The blonde girl thinks*: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
*The fellow from Quebec thinks*: That Newfie must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
*The Newfoundlander thinks*: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that arsehole from Quebec again.You've got more chance of peeing on JSOP's porch than you have of understanding why the developer did this. -- Nagy Vilmos
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Sitting together on a train travelling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Newfoundland , a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
*The little old lady thinks*: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
*The blonde girl thinks*: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
*The fellow from Quebec thinks*: That Newfie must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
*The Newfoundlander thinks*: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that arsehole from Quebec again.You've got more chance of peeing on JSOP's porch than you have of understanding why the developer did this. -- Nagy Vilmos
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Sitting together on a train travelling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Newfoundland , a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
*The little old lady thinks*: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
*The blonde girl thinks*: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
*The fellow from Quebec thinks*: That Newfie must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
*The Newfoundlander thinks*: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that arsehole from Quebec again.You've got more chance of peeing on JSOP's porch than you have of understanding why the developer did this. -- Nagy Vilmos
If you didn't write it, please don't post it.
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Sitting together on a train travelling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Newfoundland , a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
*The little old lady thinks*: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
*The blonde girl thinks*: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
*The fellow from Quebec thinks*: That Newfie must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
*The Newfoundlander thinks*: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that arsehole from Quebec again.You've got more chance of peeing on JSOP's porch than you have of understanding why the developer did this. -- Nagy Vilmos
That was old when Methuselah was a lad.
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Sitting together on a train travelling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Newfoundland , a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
*The little old lady thinks*: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
*The blonde girl thinks*: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
*The fellow from Quebec thinks*: That Newfie must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
*The Newfoundlander thinks*: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that arsehole from Quebec again.You've got more chance of peeing on JSOP's porch than you have of understanding why the developer did this. -- Nagy Vilmos
My vote of 1:
- Unfunny
- Old
- Repost
- Not KSS*
Pick any permutation(s) you like. *Though I'm not so bothered by this, it is another thing to add to the list.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
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My vote of 1:
- Unfunny
- Old
- Repost
- Not KSS*
Pick any permutation(s) you like. *Though I'm not so bothered by this, it is another thing to add to the list.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Keith Barrow wrote:
My vote of 1:
- Unfunny
Eye of the beholder* Old
As Noted Previously* Repost
Kind of the same* Not KSS*
Mayhaps, but since it's a repost....
Pick any permutation(s) you like.
YMMV
*Though I'm not so bothered by this, it is another thing to add to the list.You've got more chance of peeing on JSOP's porch than you have of understanding why the developer did this. -- Nagy Vilmos