Custer's Last Stand
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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed." Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly. "No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts" "And there you have it" said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians'
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed." Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly. "No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts" "And there you have it" said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians'
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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And I thought the last thing that went through his mind was a bullet...
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
CDP1802 wrote:
the last thing that went through his mind was a bullet
One in the left temple and one just above the heart ...
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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CDP1802 wrote:
the last thing that went through his mind was a bullet
One in the left temple and one just above the heart ...
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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Neither of which killed him.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Right, hell has no fury like a woman scorned ...
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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And I thought the last thing that went through his mind was a bullet...
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
He was one of the few that was not scalped. Interesting.
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