Only 35 hours to go!
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...... till the second Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final! Last night's first semi was great fun - and some of the songs were actually quite good. But there were still plenty of laughs - it's going to worth watching tomorrow night to cringe as BBC3 demonstrates how not to make a TV programme. Seven hours of unadulterated joy this week.
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...... till the second Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final! Last night's first semi was great fun - and some of the songs were actually quite good. But there were still plenty of laughs - it's going to worth watching tomorrow night to cringe as BBC3 demonstrates how not to make a TV programme. Seven hours of unadulterated joy this week.
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Only through the scope of a sniper rifle...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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To be honest, I like Norton. He has followed in the tradition of having an Oirishman commenting on a piece of Eurotrash TV and ripping three colours of piss out of the whole thing. Some countries take it very seriously, and get quite upset that we in the UK see the whole thing as a joke. How we chortle at the songs and costumes of the various flavours of Johnny Foreigner, laughing at the hair cuts, scoring the women on a 10-scale as to 'Do-ability' and moaning at how all the politics come out to screw Britain and how all the satellite states still vote for Rodina. Norton is not as amiable as The Great Wogan, but his bitchiness and cutting asides are hilarious. On the night of the final we all pile round my sisters house, get fed and watered and spend 3 hours taking the piss. Fantastic times!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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To be honest, I like Norton. He has followed in the tradition of having an Oirishman commenting on a piece of Eurotrash TV and ripping three colours of piss out of the whole thing. Some countries take it very seriously, and get quite upset that we in the UK see the whole thing as a joke. How we chortle at the songs and costumes of the various flavours of Johnny Foreigner, laughing at the hair cuts, scoring the women on a 10-scale as to 'Do-ability' and moaning at how all the politics come out to screw Britain and how all the satellite states still vote for Rodina. Norton is not as amiable as The Great Wogan, but his bitchiness and cutting asides are hilarious. On the night of the final we all pile round my sisters house, get fed and watered and spend 3 hours taking the piss. Fantastic times!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Norton is very patronising. He will make a joke, and then explain it. He also hams up the campness which I can't stand in Gay people. Whether you're a giver or a taker in the bedroom it shouldn't affect the way you talk.
Better Norton's roaring queen that Dale Winton. I hate Winton, I want him to die alone in a garret, chewed on my rats.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Norton is very patronising. He will make a joke, and then explain it. He also hams up the campness which I can't stand in Gay people. Whether you're a giver or a taker in the bedroom it shouldn't affect the way you talk.
Oooooh get you!
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To be honest, I like Norton. He has followed in the tradition of having an Oirishman commenting on a piece of Eurotrash TV and ripping three colours of piss out of the whole thing. Some countries take it very seriously, and get quite upset that we in the UK see the whole thing as a joke. How we chortle at the songs and costumes of the various flavours of Johnny Foreigner, laughing at the hair cuts, scoring the women on a 10-scale as to 'Do-ability' and moaning at how all the politics come out to screw Britain and how all the satellite states still vote for Rodina. Norton is not as amiable as The Great Wogan, but his bitchiness and cutting asides are hilarious. On the night of the final we all pile round my sisters house, get fed and watered and spend 3 hours taking the piss. Fantastic times!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Oooooh get you!
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TPFKAPB wrote:
Does that Gay Sunshine do it now I can't stand him.
If you mean Scott Mills, then yes. If you mean the Irish one who did it last year then no. Not in the semis anyway.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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TPFKAPB wrote:
Does that Gay Sunshine do it now I can't stand him.
If you mean Scott Mills, then yes. If you mean the Irish one who did it last year then no. Not in the semis anyway.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Scott Mills is a scummer so I could have easily meant him although I didn't. Interestingly I only found out Scott Mills was gay a couple of months ago, which backs up my point that you don't have to make a big song and dance about being Gay like Norton does.
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TPFKAPB wrote:
Does that Gay Sunshine do it now I can't stand him.
If you mean Scott Mills, then yes. If you mean the Irish one who did it last year then no. Not in the semis anyway.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Scott Mills has a semi on television, he really has taken over from Wogan!
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Scott Mills is a scummer so I could have easily meant him although I didn't. Interestingly I only found out Scott Mills was gay a couple of months ago, which backs up my point that you don't have to make a big song and dance about being Gay like Norton does.
Is your Gaydar broke? Anyone could see he was gay. Blimey, you must have some interesting nights out.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Is your Gaydar broke? Anyone could see he was gay. Blimey, you must have some interesting nights out.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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While Norton does camp it up quite a bit, the one who really camps it up, and I even can't stand to watch, is Alan Carr.
