An old (and very groany) little Johnny joke...
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A salesman rang the doorbell, and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?" Johnny snickered and said, "No, he is in the shower." The salesman asked if his mother was home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman asked, "Well, can I see her?" Johnny snickered again and said, "No, she's in the shower too." The salesman then asked, "Do you think they will be out soon?" Johnny laughed this time and said, "No." The salesman asked, "Why?" "Well," Johnny said, "when my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him some Super Glue."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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A salesman rang the doorbell, and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?" Johnny snickered and said, "No, he is in the shower." The salesman asked if his mother was home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman asked, "Well, can I see her?" Johnny snickered again and said, "No, she's in the shower too." The salesman then asked, "Do you think they will be out soon?" Johnny laughed this time and said, "No." The salesman asked, "Why?" "Well," Johnny said, "when my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him some Super Glue."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
:wtf: was that. :)
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