Young couple...
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A young couple was talking about them having sex. "We can do it at my house, oh wait, my parents are going to be home" said the guy. "Well, my parents are going to be away all week, but I have bunk beds with my little sister" the girl said. "Thats fine, we'll do it on Saturday, oh, and one more thing, the codes, if you want me to go faster, just say ham, if you want me to go softer, just say turkey" he said. Saturday night happened, they were on the top bunk doing it like crazy. The little sister could hear her sister scream out "Ham, turkey, ham turkey". Finally the little sister got up and said " I don't know why you guys are making sandwiches, but you're getting mayo all over me!"
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A young couple was talking about them having sex. "We can do it at my house, oh wait, my parents are going to be home" said the guy. "Well, my parents are going to be away all week, but I have bunk beds with my little sister" the girl said. "Thats fine, we'll do it on Saturday, oh, and one more thing, the codes, if you want me to go faster, just say ham, if you want me to go softer, just say turkey" he said. Saturday night happened, they were on the top bunk doing it like crazy. The little sister could hear her sister scream out "Ham, turkey, ham turkey". Finally the little sister got up and said " I don't know why you guys are making sandwiches, but you're getting mayo all over me!"
hoernchenmeister wrote:
the codes, if you want me to go faster, just say ham, if you want me to go softer, just say turkey" he said.
Ahh, those are the codez needed so urgently in QA. As a matter of fact I'm going to try that line this weekend, "Gimme codez, girl... Urgentz"