Once a day
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:' 'This bull mated 50 times last year.'' The wife turns to her husband and says,' 'He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.'' They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:' 'This bull mated 65 times last year.'' The wife turns to her husband and says,' 'This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.'' They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:' 'This bull mated 365 times last year.'' The wife's mouth drops open and says,' 'WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one.'' The man turns to his wife and says,' 'Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.'
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:' 'This bull mated 50 times last year.'' The wife turns to her husband and says,' 'He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.'' They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:' 'This bull mated 65 times last year.'' The wife turns to her husband and says,' 'This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.'' They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:' 'This bull mated 365 times last year.'' The wife's mouth drops open and says,' 'WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one.'' The man turns to his wife and says,' 'Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.'