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    Lost User
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    A woman having a glass of wine a day may lead to a stroke. But if she finishes the bottle you might just get her to use her mouth.

    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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      A woman having a glass of wine a day may lead to a stroke. But if she finishes the bottle you might just get her to use her mouth.

      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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      loctrice
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      :laugh: :laugh:

      If it moves, compile it

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        A woman having a glass of wine a day may lead to a stroke. But if she finishes the bottle you might just get her to use her mouth.

        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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        Collin Jasnoch wrote:

        you might just get her to use her mouth.

        You don't know much about women, do you? They use their mouth ALL THE ELEPHANTING TIME - without you having to pursuade them! :doh: Only not for what you actually WANT them to use their mouth for... :rolleyes:

        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          Collin Jasnoch wrote:

          you might just get her to use her mouth.

          You don't know much about women, do you? They use their mouth ALL THE ELEPHANTING TIME - without you having to pursuade them! :doh: Only not for what you actually WANT them to use their mouth for... :rolleyes:

          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
          -----
          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
          -----
          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          walterhevedeich
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          Johnny J. wrote:

          Only not for what you actually WANT them to use their mouth for... :rolleyes:

          That's when the persuasion comes in. :-D

          Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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