Therapy.
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An elderly couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks "What can I do for you?" The man says "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes the doctor says "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse". He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says goodbye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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An elderly couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks "What can I do for you?" The man says "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes the doctor says "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse". He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says goodbye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
...curse my perfect visual imagination capabilities... Great one though ;)
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An elderly couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks "What can I do for you?" The man says "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes the doctor says "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse". He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says goodbye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Brilliant!
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An elderly couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks "What can I do for you?" The man says "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes the doctor says "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse". He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says goodbye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
My wife provides care for a lot of elderly people. She'll get a howl out of this one when I tell her.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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My wife provides care for a lot of elderly people. She'll get a howl out of this one when I tell her.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
As a student I worked a couple of summers at a retirement home. I could write a book about what's going on there, if I thought anyone would believe me.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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As a student I worked a couple of summers at a retirement home. I could write a book about what's going on there, if I thought anyone would believe me.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
I know my wife would. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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I know my wife would. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
There was an elderly man at the retirement home way into his eighties that moved in when he outlived his wife. He became very popular with the staff as he was always behaving very properly, always wearing a suit, having a cheeky but still houseclean humour, and kept his room outstandingly clean. It took them more than a half a year to realize that he basically never spent a night in his room. He soon got nicknamed The Rooster.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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There was an elderly man at the retirement home way into his eighties that moved in when he outlived his wife. He became very popular with the staff as he was always behaving very properly, always wearing a suit, having a cheeky but still houseclean humour, and kept his room outstandingly clean. It took them more than a half a year to realize that he basically never spent a night in his room. He soon got nicknamed The Rooster.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :-D
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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An elderly couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks "What can I do for you?" The man says "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes the doctor says "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse". He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says goodbye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
TERRIFIC! LOL! 5!
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