Cider
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A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and cradling her hand. "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked mum. "I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away". Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it. "Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" whined the little one. "What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent. "I once heard the babysitter say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider!"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and cradling her hand. "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked mum. "I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away". Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it. "Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" whined the little one. "What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent. "I once heard the babysitter say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider!"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions