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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Joan M
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      I've read: "I went to the doctors yesterday for a ketchup." Even after correcting my first impression (ketchup issue) I'll pass it by...

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        I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Lost User
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        Pithy. (Like the panths.)

        All that is necessary for Evil to succeed is for Good Folks to keep voting for their Party. - Cornelius Thirp

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          I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          Eww! There's an image I could have lived without. X| Take a 5 though.

          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            walterhevedeich
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            I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.

            Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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              I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              TPFKAPB
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              mark merrens wrote:

              (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday

              Do you work in an infant school?

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                I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.

                Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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                walterhevedeich wrote:

                I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.

                I guess you never ate Mexican huh?

                Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                  mark merrens wrote:

                  (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday

                  Do you work in an infant school?

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  TPFKAPB wrote:

                  Do you work in an infant school?

                  If by that you mean any corporate environment anywhere in the world, then, yes, I work in what could easily be taken for an infant school.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Slacker007
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                    mark merrens wrote:

                    I'm truly sorry for that

                    No your not. ;) Very funny. :thumbsup:

                    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                      walterhevedeich wrote:

                      I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.

                      I guess you never ate Mexican huh?

                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                      walterhevedeich
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                      :omg: Does it have stool/urine? No thanks. ;P

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