Appalling joke...
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I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I've read: "I went to the doctors yesterday for a ketchup." Even after correcting my first impression (ketchup issue) I'll pass it by...
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I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Eww! There's an image I could have lived without. X| Take a 5 though.
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I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.
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I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.
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walterhevedeich wrote:
I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.
I guess you never ate Mexican huh?
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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mark merrens wrote:
(I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday
Do you work in an infant school?
TPFKAPB wrote:
Do you work in an infant school?
If by that you mean any corporate environment anywhere in the world, then, yes, I work in what could easily be taken for an infant school.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I went to the doctors yesterday for a checkup. She said "I'll need blood, urine and stool samples" So I handed her my underpants... (I'm truly sorry for that but it made me laugh when it was told it to me yesterday - feel free to pass this by).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
I'm truly sorry for that
No your not. ;) Very funny. :thumbsup:
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walterhevedeich wrote:
I would understand the urine and stool. But I don't get where the blood came from.
I guess you never ate Mexican huh?
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
:omg: Does it have stool/urine? No thanks. ;P
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