Going swimming?
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So we were at the lake lot with a friend. There for swimming of coarse, the friend owns the lot. My sister in law gets in the water and the friend hollars: "Damn it, now we'll never get the smell off of them fish!"
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Original is better and makes more sense. -------------- Adam and Eve are going at it all day. After a while they take a break and God appears before Adam. God says to Adam "Where is Eve?". Adam replies "Well, we have been really figuring this whole sex thing out. At first it just came natural, but after a while that got a little old so we have been experimenting. Long story short after having sex for the last 8 hours straight she felt like getting cleaned up. So she is down at the waterfall showing." God then says (ironically) "God damn it! Now I will never get that smell of the fish!"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Original is better and makes more sense. -------------- Adam and Eve are going at it all day. After a while they take a break and God appears before Adam. God says to Adam "Where is Eve?". Adam replies "Well, we have been really figuring this whole sex thing out. At first it just came natural, but after a while that got a little old so we have been experimenting. Long story short after having sex for the last 8 hours straight she felt like getting cleaned up. So she is down at the waterfall showing." God then says (ironically) "God damn it! Now I will never get that smell of the fish!"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Maybe, but I didn't realize this was a joke. My story was a real event.
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So we were at the lake lot with a friend. There for swimming of coarse, the friend owns the lot. My sister in law gets in the water and the friend hollars: "Damn it, now we'll never get the smell off of them fish!"
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