Worst joke, ever, really!
-
Three vampires walk into a pub on a cold winters night. They sit at the bar and the bartender asks the first vampire, "What can I getcha?" The 1st vampire says "I'll have a beer, please" So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender asks the 2nd vampire "What would you like?" The vampire replies "A beer please." So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender then asks the 3rd and last vampire "Sir, what can I get you?" and the 3rd vampire replies "A cup of hot water please." The bartender obliges and asks the vampire, "What are you gonna do with that hot water?" The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and dips it into his hot water and says "Hot tea, it's chilly out!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
-
Three vampires walk into a pub on a cold winters night. They sit at the bar and the bartender asks the first vampire, "What can I getcha?" The 1st vampire says "I'll have a beer, please" So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender asks the 2nd vampire "What would you like?" The vampire replies "A beer please." So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender then asks the 3rd and last vampire "Sir, what can I get you?" and the 3rd vampire replies "A cup of hot water please." The bartender obliges and asks the vampire, "What are you gonna do with that hot water?" The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and dips it into his hot water and says "Hot tea, it's chilly out!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
How do you know that your sister is on her period? Your fathers dick tastes like blood... ...even I feel disgusted somehow... :)
-
Three vampires walk into a pub on a cold winters night. They sit at the bar and the bartender asks the first vampire, "What can I getcha?" The 1st vampire says "I'll have a beer, please" So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender asks the 2nd vampire "What would you like?" The vampire replies "A beer please." So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender then asks the 3rd and last vampire "Sir, what can I get you?" and the 3rd vampire replies "A cup of hot water please." The bartender obliges and asks the vampire, "What are you gonna do with that hot water?" The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and dips it into his hot water and says "Hot tea, it's chilly out!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
and slightly gross. Excuse my while I go and hurl. :)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
and slightly gross. Excuse my while I go and hurl. :)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
Three vampires walk into a pub on a cold winters night. They sit at the bar and the bartender asks the first vampire, "What can I getcha?" The 1st vampire says "I'll have a beer, please" So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender asks the 2nd vampire "What would you like?" The vampire replies "A beer please." So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender then asks the 3rd and last vampire "Sir, what can I get you?" and the 3rd vampire replies "A cup of hot water please." The bartender obliges and asks the vampire, "What are you gonna do with that hot water?" The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and dips it into his hot water and says "Hot tea, it's chilly out!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
:laugh:
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile