Two Nuns are driving through Transylvania...
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....when a Vampire drops onto their car. They try to shake it off, left right, left, right, but still it clings to the windscreen. Remembering she had topped the washer bottle up with Holy Water, she gives it a squirt. Flesh burning, windscreen wipers smacking it in the face, it still clings on. "Oh no!, What shall we do?" Screams the driver. "Show him your Cross!" The Nun driving leans out the window and shouts "GET OFF MY FUCKING CAR!" :)
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....when a Vampire drops onto their car. They try to shake it off, left right, left, right, but still it clings to the windscreen. Remembering she had topped the washer bottle up with Holy Water, she gives it a squirt. Flesh burning, windscreen wipers smacking it in the face, it still clings on. "Oh no!, What shall we do?" Screams the driver. "Show him your Cross!" The Nun driving leans out the window and shouts "GET OFF MY FUCKING CAR!" :)
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Somehow I have a hard time picturing that in my head... :laugh:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932