Even sorrier about this one
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What do you call a monkey with explosives? Baboom. I'll get me coat...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
What do you call a monkey with explosives? Baboom. I'll get me coat...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
:sigh:
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What do you call a monkey with explosives? Baboom. I'll get me coat...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Okay. That one did make me chuckle, hence the 5.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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What do you call a monkey with explosives? Baboom. I'll get me coat...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
What did the ghost say to the bee ? . . . . . BOO-BEE
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
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What do you call a monkey with explosives? Baboom. I'll get me coat...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
How do you stop a monkey falling out of a tree? Nail its feet to the branch.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How do you stop a monkey falling out of a tree? Nail its feet to the branch.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What do you call a monkey with explosives? Baboom. I'll get me coat...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out Grandpa's pyjama trousers? Grandma.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
