In the hospital
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A woman is in coma for some weeks already. Two nurses are entering her room and start washing her, which of course includes her private parts. Shortly after they started to clean her private parts her monitors show quite some reaction, beeping and blinking a lot. Knowing this the doctor decides to call her husband and let him know. The husband immediately drives to the hospital where he speaks with the doctor. doctor: We belive your wife has a good chance to wake up again. You should try it with oral sex. Of course we grant you some privacy on this if you know what I mean... The man agrees and vanishes in his wifes room. After 10 minutes the doctor and the nurses recognize that her hard/lung monitor start to beep like hell, loud and fast, so they rush into the room. The man is just about to pull up his pants again and says: "I think she suffocated..."
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A woman is in coma for some weeks already. Two nurses are entering her room and start washing her, which of course includes her private parts. Shortly after they started to clean her private parts her monitors show quite some reaction, beeping and blinking a lot. Knowing this the doctor decides to call her husband and let him know. The husband immediately drives to the hospital where he speaks with the doctor. doctor: We belive your wife has a good chance to wake up again. You should try it with oral sex. Of course we grant you some privacy on this if you know what I mean... The man agrees and vanishes in his wifes room. After 10 minutes the doctor and the nurses recognize that her hard/lung monitor start to beep like hell, loud and fast, so they rush into the room. The man is just about to pull up his pants again and says: "I think she suffocated..."
Not bad. :)
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A woman is in coma for some weeks already. Two nurses are entering her room and start washing her, which of course includes her private parts. Shortly after they started to clean her private parts her monitors show quite some reaction, beeping and blinking a lot. Knowing this the doctor decides to call her husband and let him know. The husband immediately drives to the hospital where he speaks with the doctor. doctor: We belive your wife has a good chance to wake up again. You should try it with oral sex. Of course we grant you some privacy on this if you know what I mean... The man agrees and vanishes in his wifes room. After 10 minutes the doctor and the nurses recognize that her hard/lung monitor start to beep like hell, loud and fast, so they rush into the room. The man is just about to pull up his pants again and says: "I think she suffocated..."
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A woman is in coma for some weeks already. Two nurses are entering her room and start washing her, which of course includes her private parts. Shortly after they started to clean her private parts her monitors show quite some reaction, beeping and blinking a lot. Knowing this the doctor decides to call her husband and let him know. The husband immediately drives to the hospital where he speaks with the doctor. doctor: We belive your wife has a good chance to wake up again. You should try it with oral sex. Of course we grant you some privacy on this if you know what I mean... The man agrees and vanishes in his wifes room. After 10 minutes the doctor and the nurses recognize that her hard/lung monitor start to beep like hell, loud and fast, so they rush into the room. The man is just about to pull up his pants again and says: "I think she suffocated..."
ROFLMFAO. I love these sex jokes. Keep 'em coming.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
ROFLMFAO. I love these sex jokes. Keep 'em coming.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)Don't worry ;)
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ROFLMFAO. I love these sex jokes. Keep 'em coming.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)Why the ... did you get downvoted for THAT? Here's my 5, for what it's worth ;)
'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood 'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Why the ... did you get downvoted for THAT? Here's my 5, for what it's worth ;)
'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood 'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Julien Villers wrote:
Why the ... did you get downvoted for THAT?
There are a handful of unsavory characters here, that don't care for my tea and crumpets. :)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)