I heard this one earlier today

loctrice

and I thought I'd share it since I got a kick out of it: VB Programmer

If it moves, compile it

Lost User

Whats wrong with VB? I have used it a fair bit with Jet DBOs to make some useful products. It is simple, quick, and generally stable.

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Sentenryu

I really need to post the 30 thousand lines dll that i'm converting from VB to C#, then you'll see what's wrong with VB...

I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

ZurdoDev

But that will turn into 40 thousand lines of C#. Not much better.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Sentenryu

5 thousand only. much of the code was to cover VB flaws, only 10% is actually business logic.

I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)

Lost User

Why convert it if it works? (And if it doesnt work why convert it?)

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Sentenryu

who said it works? 2 minutes to a method to return is too much, and this is used in a web app. this method is called every elephanting time the page is posted.

I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)