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A lady enters the car dealers shop. She looks around a little bit until she suddenly spots the perfect car for her. She goes over to the car to have a closer look. When she bends over to feel the perfect craftmanship used to make the leather seats she accidentally farts. Embarassed she turns around to check if somebody noticed her "accident" when she realized that a sales man is standing right behind her. Still embarassed she asks the man: lady: "What is the price for this beautiful vehicle?" Sales man: "If you fart when you touch the leather seats, then you'll crap your pants if I tell you the price!"