The Kind Attorney
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An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate. His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must eat grass. The driver told the Attorney. The attorney would not hear of it and said come to my house and I will feed you. The man stated, sir I have a wife and three children, and then the second man spoke up and said I have a wife and six children. The Attorney says it is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone. It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.While travelling the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the Attorney, sir we do not know how to thank you and we will never be able to pay you, thank you for your kindness. The Attorney tells them not to worry about it, there is plenty for everyone. "You will love my house, the grass in my lawn is about two feet high".
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An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate. His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must eat grass. The driver told the Attorney. The attorney would not hear of it and said come to my house and I will feed you. The man stated, sir I have a wife and three children, and then the second man spoke up and said I have a wife and six children. The Attorney says it is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone. It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.While travelling the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the Attorney, sir we do not know how to thank you and we will never be able to pay you, thank you for your kindness. The Attorney tells them not to worry about it, there is plenty for everyone. "You will love my house, the grass in my lawn is about two feet high".
Say, that's one mighty big limo! :D
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