BJOTD
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A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor, "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?" The doctor replies, "We call that the penis." The new bride then asks, "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?" The doctor replies, "We call that the head of the penis. The bride then asks, "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?" The doctor replies, "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor, "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?" The doctor replies, "We call that the penis." The new bride then asks, "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?" The doctor replies, "We call that the head of the penis. The bride then asks, "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?" The doctor replies, "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Depends on whether or not the penis is erect. It could be the kidneys as well... :rolleyes:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor, "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?" The doctor replies, "We call that the penis." The new bride then asks, "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?" The doctor replies, "We call that the head of the penis. The bride then asks, "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?" The doctor replies, "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
The bride then asks, "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?"
The doctor replies, "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"Eyeballs for me... :-\
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