Damn you genie...
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A man enters a pub and sits down at the bar. He places down two things, a 12-inch pianist and a genie lamp. The bartender looks quizically at the two objects and, assuming the lamp holds a genie, asks to rub it. The man allows him and a genie appears. The genie offers to grant the bartender one wish. The bartender thinks for a moment, and asks for the biggest, tastiest beer ever. Suddenly, a male deer with a huge scrotum appears. The bartender looks at the man and says, "I didn't ask for this", and the man replies "Do you think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"