This one's pretty bad...
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Gianni Versace, Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana are standing at the pearly gates. God looks at all three and says "Only one of you can come with me to heaven. Each of you must tell me why I should allow you to join my celestial family." Versace walks up to God and says, "I could design a whole new wardrobe for you and all your angels. Here, look what I have done already..." God looks at the designs and says, "Very good. Mr Mercury, how about you?" Freddie walks up to God and says, "I was one of the most celebrated songwriters on Earth and I could write some new hymns. Here, look what I have done already..." God looks at the hymns and says, "Very good. Diana, how about you?" Diana walks up to God, saying nothing. She pulls out a full bottle of Evian and inserts the top of it into her crotch. With a grimace, she sucks up all of the water, holds it for a second and then flushes it out of her asshole. God applauds Diana and says, "Now that is INCREDIBLE! I choose you to join me in heaven, my child." Versace and Freddie are baffled. "Well, that's not fair..." God turns to them both and says, "Unfair, it might be but you two should know that a royal flush will always beat a pair of queens."
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Gianni Versace, Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana are standing at the pearly gates. God looks at all three and says "Only one of you can come with me to heaven. Each of you must tell me why I should allow you to join my celestial family." Versace walks up to God and says, "I could design a whole new wardrobe for you and all your angels. Here, look what I have done already..." God looks at the designs and says, "Very good. Mr Mercury, how about you?" Freddie walks up to God and says, "I was one of the most celebrated songwriters on Earth and I could write some new hymns. Here, look what I have done already..." God looks at the hymns and says, "Very good. Diana, how about you?" Diana walks up to God, saying nothing. She pulls out a full bottle of Evian and inserts the top of it into her crotch. With a grimace, she sucks up all of the water, holds it for a second and then flushes it out of her asshole. God applauds Diana and says, "Now that is INCREDIBLE! I choose you to join me in heaven, my child." Versace and Freddie are baffled. "Well, that's not fair..." God turns to them both and says, "Unfair, it might be but you two should know that a royal flush will always beat a pair of queens."
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Du, ich weiß wo dein Haus wohnt!
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Upps... dann muss es umziehen :) for non german speaking people: Upps... so it has to move.
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Du, ich weiß wo dein Haus wohnt!
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
I really hope that doesn't mean "I've seen that in the Reeperbahn". :~
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I really hope that doesn't mean "I've seen that in the Reeperbahn". :~
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I really hope that doesn't mean "I've seen that in the Reeperbahn". :~
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
A friend of mine, whose cousin had a dog that was previously owned by an old lady who was once married to a guy who read about in a newsparer told me that such things might happen there ;)
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A friend of mine, whose cousin had a dog that was previously owned by an old lady who was once married to a guy who read about in a newsparer told me that such things might happen there ;)
Aha! It's true then! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Aha! It's true then! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Yes, it seem legit to me :)
