Queers on a plane...
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Two queers are going to vacation by plane. Q1: Dude, I am so horny, I want you right now! Q2: What the hell do you think, not right here in the plane, everybody will notice! Q1: No, nobody will notice, they are all asleep, here, look Q1 turns around and yells: "HHHEEELLLOOO, can anybody tell me what time it is?" Nobody answers and nobody reacts. Q2 is satisfied and agrees to have sex so they go for it. 30 minutes later the stewardess is doing a round through the plane and finds a man who vomited all over himself. He is literally coverd in puke and just sits silently on his seat. Stewardess: Sir, you are covered in vomit, why haven't you called for me? Vomit-Man: I didn't dare to call for anything here... half an hour ago somebody just asked for the time and was immediately fucked right in the arse
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Two queers are going to vacation by plane. Q1: Dude, I am so horny, I want you right now! Q2: What the hell do you think, not right here in the plane, everybody will notice! Q1: No, nobody will notice, they are all asleep, here, look Q1 turns around and yells: "HHHEEELLLOOO, can anybody tell me what time it is?" Nobody answers and nobody reacts. Q2 is satisfied and agrees to have sex so they go for it. 30 minutes later the stewardess is doing a round through the plane and finds a man who vomited all over himself. He is literally coverd in puke and just sits silently on his seat. Stewardess: Sir, you are covered in vomit, why haven't you called for me? Vomit-Man: I didn't dare to call for anything here... half an hour ago somebody just asked for the time and was immediately fucked right in the arse
Yuck, but funny. :laugh:
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