BJOTD
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A beautiful, well endowed, young blond goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: 'Oral Sex' frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody`s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one.' The man packaged the frog and said, 'Just follow the instructions carefully.' The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do. 1. Take a shower 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the from down 'there'. She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and to her surprise, nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.' So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, 'I had some complaints earlier today. I`ll be right over.' Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.' The man looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: 'Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!!!'
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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A beautiful, well endowed, young blond goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: 'Oral Sex' frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody`s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one.' The man packaged the frog and said, 'Just follow the instructions carefully.' The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do. 1. Take a shower 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the from down 'there'. She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and to her surprise, nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.' So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, 'I had some complaints earlier today. I`ll be right over.' Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.' The man looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: 'Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!!!'
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
My theory is that the frog knew exactly what to do but refused because she never took a shower. I mean this girl is likely pretty nasty as she did just stuck a frog in between her legs in an attempt to get some pleasure ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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My theory is that the frog knew exactly what to do but refused because she never took a shower. I mean this girl is likely pretty nasty as she did just stuck a frog in between her legs in an attempt to get some pleasure ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Hmm: methinks you might be taking it a little too seriously! :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me