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  • L Lost User

    I would hope that any self respecting terrorist who did infiltrate G4S would have walked out again when they saw how badly run the place was.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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    After seeing how we run things, most terrorists simply retire. They assume the whole thing will self-destruct on it's own.

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    • T TPFKAPB

      I'm also hearing a rumour that some of the G4S uniforms have gone missing. A well-known tactic of Al-Queida to infiltrate security, is to do so dressed as security.

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      • L Lost User

        After seeing how we run things, most terrorists simply retire. They assume the whole thing will self-destruct on it's own.

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        glennPattonPub
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        I remember a few years ago Group 4, the name for G4S at the time was doing prisoner transfers instead of the police and they lost a few(2 or 3) and there was a big who-har in the media, cue the TV report from outside a cort (Leeds?) there was a prisoner and two huge guards a small prisoner in hand cuffs, who in the presence of the TV crew runs for it (Guards looked confused) :wtf: ! Mad they ever got another contract is beyond me!

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        • L Lost User

          Norm .net wrote:

          Why on earth do you have friends that carry switch blades?

          I'm certianly not going to have them as enemies, silly.

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          SalCon
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          < The best comeback line ever > :laugh:

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          • L Lost User

            Which apparently stands for God 4 Saken, as in how do the hell do we get out of this G4S security contract. What no security staff[^] This whole story about G4S being totally unprepared to provide security for the Olympics, and the whistle blower saying the chances of getting a weapon into a venue were 50 / 50 that was running on Sky News all day long last week. Is it just me who thinks it is a bit irresponsible to run these stories so prolifically? The entire British media has spent the weekend saying to terrorists groups, and any individual nutters, "Go on, have a go. You've got a good chance of success you know".

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            SalCon
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            Apparently this G4S also has quite a few contracts with major industry leaders here in India.. and any discussion about them in my friend circle would end up with stories of how we fooled them.

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

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              Feh. Tinfoil hats are So last year! The aliens have already taken control of those in power, by substituting them with disguised alien lizards. Now they're using mind-control drugs, like aspartame -- and the herbs-and-spices count now goes up to Twelve!. Not even Rock can save us! The only way you can be saved is if you join my secret society, which plans to take back control of the world!

              All conspiracy theorists really want is to be part of a conspiracy. Have pity on the little dears.

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