..at the zoo...
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A couple is visiting a zoo. Both end up in front of the gorilla cage, where a huge silverback lives. The guy says to his wife: "Babe, show the gorilla your tits." wife: "Are you retarded? I will never do such a thing..." man: "Come on babe, nobody is here and so nobody will notice..." The wife thinks for a moment and then she lifts up her shirt so the gorilla can see her tits. This drives the gorilla mad, it runs around in the cage, drumming his chest with his fists and makes fierce sounds. man: "Ok babe, now show him your love-cave" The wife is checking if any people are near that might watch, but they are completely alone in this spot of the zoo. So she decides to do what her husband asked her for and lifts up her skirt. The gorilla totally looses it, again drumms on his chest, shakes the cage-bars and makes even fiercier sounds... Suddenly the man opens the cage, pushes his wife in and says: "Ok babe, now tell HIM that you have migraine..."
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A couple is visiting a zoo. Both end up in front of the gorilla cage, where a huge silverback lives. The guy says to his wife: "Babe, show the gorilla your tits." wife: "Are you retarded? I will never do such a thing..." man: "Come on babe, nobody is here and so nobody will notice..." The wife thinks for a moment and then she lifts up her shirt so the gorilla can see her tits. This drives the gorilla mad, it runs around in the cage, drumming his chest with his fists and makes fierce sounds. man: "Ok babe, now show him your love-cave" The wife is checking if any people are near that might watch, but they are completely alone in this spot of the zoo. So she decides to do what her husband asked her for and lifts up her skirt. The gorilla totally looses it, again drumms on his chest, shakes the cage-bars and makes even fiercier sounds... Suddenly the man opens the cage, pushes his wife in and says: "Ok babe, now tell HIM that you have migraine..."