German love
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Do you know how Germans make love doggie style? He sits up and begs while she rolls over and plays dead! :)
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Do you know how Germans make love doggie style? He sits up and begs while she rolls over and plays dead! :)
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Speak for yourself. I have found a solution for that :) Do you realize what you've done? You've taken a woman who loves you, one of the great women in the world and thrown her away. I lost her too, but I will get over it because I am shallow and self-centered. But you, you wont, because you are "complex". You will feel terrible anguish for the rest of your life. This is turning out to be a pretty good day.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Speak for yourself. I have found a solution for that :) Do you realize what you've done? You've taken a woman who loves you, one of the great women in the world and thrown her away. I lost her too, but I will get over it because I am shallow and self-centered. But you, you wont, because you are "complex". You will feel terrible anguish for the rest of your life. This is turning out to be a pretty good day.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
You are not referring to the "rodeo-position", don't you?
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You are not referring to the "rodeo-position", don't you?
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The poor girl whould have little chances. I learned all I know about rodeo in Texas :)
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
So you are branding them first? :)
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So you are branding them first? :)
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First you got to catch them with a rope, then drag them to the fire. That's where I start to sort some out. When they are too heavy to drag, I just let them go.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Hmmm.. that sounds pretty dangerous to me. Imagine you catch one and start dragging her towards the fire. Then you realize that she is too havy to be dragged and want to let her go. I am pretty sure that if the lady is too havy to be dragged away she will still be happy anybody has at least tried to get her... Suddenly you will be the one beeing dragged towards the fire... she will never let you go again, hide you in her cave and fill your last days on earth with namless things... NAMELESS, UNMENTIONABLE THINGS!!!!!! You should at least have something like a taser at hands...
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Hmmm.. that sounds pretty dangerous to me. Imagine you catch one and start dragging her towards the fire. Then you realize that she is too havy to be dragged and want to let her go. I am pretty sure that if the lady is too havy to be dragged away she will still be happy anybody has at least tried to get her... Suddenly you will be the one beeing dragged towards the fire... she will never let you go again, hide you in her cave and fill your last days on earth with namless things... NAMELESS, UNMENTIONABLE THINGS!!!!!! You should at least have something like a taser at hands...
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Speak for yourself. I have found a solution for that :) Do you realize what you've done? You've taken a woman who loves you, one of the great women in the world and thrown her away. I lost her too, but I will get over it because I am shallow and self-centered. But you, you wont, because you are "complex". You will feel terrible anguish for the rest of your life. This is turning out to be a pretty good day.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
CDP1802 wrote:
Speak for yourself. I have found a solution for that
Me, too. But officially narcotics don't count. ;)
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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CDP1802 wrote:
Speak for yourself. I have found a solution for that
Me, too. But officially narcotics don't count. ;)
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ihoecken wrote:
narcotics
Like in that movie quote, I just try my best to be shallow and self-centered enough to avoid getting the worst narcotics of all. Those mother nature produces to ruin your life and get you into such a situation.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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I have proven myself to be hard to drag anywhere as well... Edit: You forgot that everything is dangerous in Texas.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
She might be havy... and strong... and needy too, so I wouldn't bet that you won't end up in her cave after all.
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CDP1802 wrote:
Speak for yourself. I have found a solution for that
Me, too. But officially narcotics don't count. ;)
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Don't say that. Narcotics have to be proven as a top beginner for a long lasting relationship... just don't interrupt the flow of narcotics... If you do you might be screwed :)
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Don't say that. Narcotics have to be proven as a top beginner for a long lasting relationship... just don't interrupt the flow of narcotics... If you do you might be screwed :)
hoernchenmeister wrote:
Narcotics have to be proven as a top beginner for a long lasting relationship.
Beer, too. At least as a top beginner for a (perhaps not long) lasting relationship. The reason why I don't drink :rolleyes:
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
Narcotics have to be proven as a top beginner for a long lasting relationship.
Beer, too. At least as a top beginner for a (perhaps not long) lasting relationship. The reason why I don't drink :rolleyes:
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I have not yet met one that could not make me lose all interest by simply opening the mouth.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
...maybe if they open it not for talking...
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...maybe if they open it not for talking...