No barbacue tonight
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When the wife leaned over to pull weeds from their garden, the husband said, "Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's bigger than the barbecue." While she complained, he grabbed a tape measure from the garage, measured the grill, then measured his wife. "Yep! Two inches wider than the grill!" She said nothing. But that night, in bed, when he felt frisky, she brushed him off. "What's wrong?" he asked. She answered, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little wiener!?" :rolleyes:
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.