What's that..?
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Boy: What is that u keep in ur mouth, which is 6 inch long, and move it in and out, and wait for a white substance to come out?? Girl:Why do u ask such questions to me?I cant tell those words.. Boy: Dont worry its ToothBrush..
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A white substance comes out of your toothbrush? Please describe what that thing that they have been selling you as a toothbrush looks like.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Tip of the day: Don't use txtspk as a troll kick to the nadgers can easily offend.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A white substance comes out of your toothbrush? Please describe what that thing that they have been selling you as a toothbrush looks like.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
...or by preference, don't.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Tip of the day: Don't use txtspk as a troll kick to the nadgers can easily offend.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You're in a happy mood today - hows the head?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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You're in a happy mood today - hows the head?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
My head is fine. We were up at 6:00, Mrs Wife had an exam [passed with distinctions] and we're off to some friends late afternoon. Tonight / tomorrow we'll go down to the lake and PARTY!!!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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My head is fine. We were up at 6:00, Mrs Wife had an exam [passed with distinctions] and we're off to some friends late afternoon. Tonight / tomorrow we'll go down to the lake and PARTY!!!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Ah the lack of, rather than too much GIN :laugh:
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Boy: What is that u keep in ur mouth, which is 6 inch long, and move it in and out, and wait for a white substance to come out?? Girl:Why do u ask such questions to me?I cant tell those words.. Boy: Dont worry its ToothBrush..
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Ah the lack of, rather than too much GIN :laugh:
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
Yesterday was a champagne day. Actually as Mrs Wife is very happy with her exam, today may well be a champagne day as well. Life's a beech, then you go swimming.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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On the pull again?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What Nagy said - plus: Don't call people you don't know "dear"! We are not family!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Tip of the day: Don't use txtspk as a troll kick to the nadgers can easily offend.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
a troll kick to the nadgers
Good tip Nagy, but do you think this is understandable to somebody who can't speak English? It's barely understandable to somebody outside the UK, English speaking or not... ;P
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
a troll kick to the nadgers
Good tip Nagy, but do you think this is understandable to somebody who can't speak English? It's barely understandable to somebody outside the UK, English speaking or not... ;P
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932I think it is totally fair. He's posting trype and should it continue, we get to deliver a couple of quick nadger squashers and he can't really complain as he was warned. If he doesn't understand, then he can FOAD.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What Nagy said - plus: Don't call people you don't know "dear"! We are not family!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
We are not? :laugh:
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Well, WE might be, but not pcr@p...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Well, WE might be, but not pcr@p...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Technically we are all related AND inbred, the entire god-damn planet. I cab't remember the exact point, but if we go back a couple of generations [20-30 or so] we get to the point of having more forefathers than the number of people who have ever lived. So at some point our greatngrandparents rooted with their own family.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Boy: What is that u keep in ur mouth, which is 6 inch long, and move it in and out, and wait for a white substance to come out?? Girl:Why do u ask such questions to me?I cant tell those words.. Boy: Dont worry its ToothBrush..
Badly-translated and modified version of an old Little Johnny joke[^]
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Boy: What is that u keep in ur mouth, which is 6 inch long, and move it in and out, and wait for a white substance to come out?? Girl:Why do u ask such questions to me?I cant tell those words.. Boy: Dont worry its ToothBrush..
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Oops! This one too :(
