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Where are the horns...

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    A couple is having sex, he's on top. After a while she starts to feel his head with her fingers. man: What are you doing? woman: I am looking for your horns... man: why are you looking for my horns? woman: because you are devilish good in bed. They change position and now she is on top. After a while he also starts to feel her head with his fingers. woman: What are you doing? man: I am looking for your horns. woman: Ah, because I am also devilish good in bed? man: No, because you are heavy like a cow...

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      A couple is having sex, he's on top. After a while she starts to feel his head with her fingers. man: What are you doing? woman: I am looking for your horns... man: why are you looking for my horns? woman: because you are devilish good in bed. They change position and now she is on top. After a while he also starts to feel her head with his fingers. woman: What are you doing? man: I am looking for your horns. woman: Ah, because I am also devilish good in bed? man: No, because you are heavy like a cow...

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      Rajesh R Subramanian
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      ...that's how the fight started. :laugh:

      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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        ...that's how the fight started. :laugh:

        "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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        You are right... that sounds like decent case of bull-riding ;) ...and again we have the "rodeo-position" :)

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