BJOTD
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Haven't heared that for a while, but I definitly have to try this soon :)
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Haven't heared that for a while, but I definitly have to try this soon :)
hoernchenmeister wrote:
I definitly have to try this soon
Do keep us updated. ;)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
hoernchenmeister wrote:
I definitly have to try this soon
Do keep us updated. ;)
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)This will be a win/win situation for me anyways. Either I can get home totally wasted without any problems or I get layed... :cool: Ok, she might get mad but there is a high chance that this will be a good laugh... until our daughted wakes up who sleeps in out beedroom :)
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This will be a win/win situation for me anyways. Either I can get home totally wasted without any problems or I get layed... :cool: Ok, she might get mad but there is a high chance that this will be a good laugh... until our daughted wakes up who sleeps in out beedroom :)
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
until our daughted wakes up who sleeps in out beedroom
Are you just getting home now?
If it moves, compile it
Sorry loctrice, but I don't get it (not a native speaker though) I was referring to the next time when I get home drunk in the middle of the night, which might be tomorrow :)
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Sorry loctrice, but I don't get it (not a native speaker though) I was referring to the next time when I get home drunk in the middle of the night, which might be tomorrow :)
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
Sorry loctrice, but I don't get it
It was a remark implying that you must be drunk now to have left those mistakes.
If it moves, compile it
I am not actually drunk but tired... our daughter is 9 months old which results in a lack of sleep :)
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I am not actually drunk but tired... our daughter is 9 months old which results in a lack of sleep :)
9 months.. 9 years. It won't matter. Now that you have a child, sleep is a thing that you will day dream about. :java: is your friend ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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9 months.. 9 years. It won't matter. Now that you have a child, sleep is a thing that you will day dream about. :java: is your friend ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
I know what you mean :) Sometimes I wake up to the beeping sound that comes up when your head rests on your keyboard for too long... Not mentioning the key-marks on my forehead :)