Spring is coming...
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LONDON WOMEN PREPARE BREASTS FOR INCREASED SPRINGTIME DISPLAY Women across the capital celebrated the improved weather this week, preparing their breasts for the increased exposure and display that the warm weather now demands. For the last 6-8 months, women's breasts, obscured by baggy sweaters and shapeless jackets, have existed only in the imaginations and fond memories of men. Yet, with the coming of spring, all that has changed, as girls now slip into less fabric and fewer layers. Their breasts, like animals emerging from hibernation, once again climb out into the sunshine, stretch out in the open air and, with near-mythic power, grab the attention of all around. "I just bought a new spring 'mini-vest' from French Connection," said Covent Garden, media-exec Sophie Lambert, 24. "It is snug. Almost too- small really. Plenty of blokes seem to notice my tits when I wear it on sunny days." Miss Lambert's male colleagues who have seen the vest confirmed that it was "blinding", and added that they are eagerly looking forward to seeing her "cracking pair" protrude from within it very soon. "In countries with warmer climates, the vast quantities of breasts tend to take on a diminished significance, because of overexposure," says Professor Dorothy Primus of the Feminist Studies Department, University College London. "The male populace tends to become jaded toward breasts, as they are nearly always visible even to a casual onlooker." Primus went on to explain, however, that the UK's ebb and flow of seasons creates a corresponding ebb and flow of breast visibility. The recent fine weather and resulting preponderance of breast displays has brought London to its knees with heterosexual males gawking at the near-unbelievable levels of mammarian visibility. Although most men agree that the natural power of the female breast needs no improvement, some women are using technology to further enhance their breast goals. Fulham secretary Heather Phillips, 22, a self-confessed B-cup with aspirations toward the C-range, plans to covertly employ a "Wonder Bra," to make her breasts appear a full cup-size larger throughout the summer months. Boyfriend Mark Chambers is reported to be "delighted." Experts are not surprised by Miss Phillips' breast enhancement efforts, as spring frequently brings about a heightened air of sexual tension. Feminist lesbian organizations in London agreed. "Although we are deeply opposed to the systematic sexual objectification of women and their breasts by ma
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LONDON WOMEN PREPARE BREASTS FOR INCREASED SPRINGTIME DISPLAY Women across the capital celebrated the improved weather this week, preparing their breasts for the increased exposure and display that the warm weather now demands. For the last 6-8 months, women's breasts, obscured by baggy sweaters and shapeless jackets, have existed only in the imaginations and fond memories of men. Yet, with the coming of spring, all that has changed, as girls now slip into less fabric and fewer layers. Their breasts, like animals emerging from hibernation, once again climb out into the sunshine, stretch out in the open air and, with near-mythic power, grab the attention of all around. "I just bought a new spring 'mini-vest' from French Connection," said Covent Garden, media-exec Sophie Lambert, 24. "It is snug. Almost too- small really. Plenty of blokes seem to notice my tits when I wear it on sunny days." Miss Lambert's male colleagues who have seen the vest confirmed that it was "blinding", and added that they are eagerly looking forward to seeing her "cracking pair" protrude from within it very soon. "In countries with warmer climates, the vast quantities of breasts tend to take on a diminished significance, because of overexposure," says Professor Dorothy Primus of the Feminist Studies Department, University College London. "The male populace tends to become jaded toward breasts, as they are nearly always visible even to a casual onlooker." Primus went on to explain, however, that the UK's ebb and flow of seasons creates a corresponding ebb and flow of breast visibility. The recent fine weather and resulting preponderance of breast displays has brought London to its knees with heterosexual males gawking at the near-unbelievable levels of mammarian visibility. Although most men agree that the natural power of the female breast needs no improvement, some women are using technology to further enhance their breast goals. Fulham secretary Heather Phillips, 22, a self-confessed B-cup with aspirations toward the C-range, plans to covertly employ a "Wonder Bra," to make her breasts appear a full cup-size larger throughout the summer months. Boyfriend Mark Chambers is reported to be "delighted." Experts are not surprised by Miss Phillips' breast enhancement efforts, as spring frequently brings about a heightened air of sexual tension. Feminist lesbian organizations in London agreed. "Although we are deeply opposed to the systematic sexual objectification of women and their breasts by ma
David Wulff wrote: "In countries with warmer climates,...The male populace tends to become jaded toward breasts, as they are nearly always visible even to a casual onlooker." Man, I'm sure glad I've got regularly changing seasons where I live. I'd hate to lose the joy of sighting a nice rack. :rolleyes: BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White
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LONDON WOMEN PREPARE BREASTS FOR INCREASED SPRINGTIME DISPLAY Women across the capital celebrated the improved weather this week, preparing their breasts for the increased exposure and display that the warm weather now demands. For the last 6-8 months, women's breasts, obscured by baggy sweaters and shapeless jackets, have existed only in the imaginations and fond memories of men. Yet, with the coming of spring, all that has changed, as girls now slip into less fabric and fewer layers. Their breasts, like animals emerging from hibernation, once again climb out into the sunshine, stretch out in the open air and, with near-mythic power, grab the attention of all around. "I just bought a new spring 'mini-vest' from French Connection," said Covent Garden, media-exec Sophie Lambert, 24. "It is snug. Almost too- small really. Plenty of blokes seem to notice my tits when I wear it on sunny days." Miss Lambert's male colleagues who have seen the vest confirmed that it was "blinding", and added that they are eagerly looking forward to seeing her "cracking pair" protrude from within it very soon. "In countries with warmer climates, the vast quantities of breasts tend to take on a diminished significance, because of overexposure," says Professor Dorothy Primus of the Feminist Studies Department, University College London. "The male populace tends to become jaded toward breasts, as they are nearly always visible even to a casual onlooker." Primus went on to explain, however, that the UK's ebb and flow of seasons creates a corresponding ebb and flow of breast visibility. The recent fine weather and resulting preponderance of breast displays has brought London to its knees with heterosexual males gawking at the near-unbelievable levels of mammarian visibility. Although most men agree that the natural power of the female breast needs no improvement, some women are using technology to further enhance their breast goals. Fulham secretary Heather Phillips, 22, a self-confessed B-cup with aspirations toward the C-range, plans to covertly employ a "Wonder Bra," to make her breasts appear a full cup-size larger throughout the summer months. Boyfriend Mark Chambers is reported to be "delighted." Experts are not surprised by Miss Phillips' breast enhancement efforts, as spring frequently brings about a heightened air of sexual tension. Feminist lesbian organizations in London agreed. "Although we are deeply opposed to the systematic sexual objectification of women and their breasts by ma
Do you talk to a womans face very often David :~ The tigress is here :-D
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Do you talk to a womans face very often David :~ The tigress is here :-D
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Do you talk to a womans face very often David :~ The tigress is here :-D
Trollslayer wrote: Do you talk to a womans face very often David Of course he does! He also talks to a number of other images displayed on the monitor. ;) "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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Trollslayer wrote: Do you talk to a womans face very often David Of course he does! He also talks to a number of other images displayed on the monitor. ;) "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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David Wulff wrote: Hey, what is that supposed to mean The inventor of the Mouse deserves a statue on the main place of Tiverton ? :rolleyes:
I don't feel it anymore I don't see, anymore I don't hear, anymore I don't speak anymore, I don't feel
If there isn't one, David will correct the lack in due time.:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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LONDON WOMEN PREPARE BREASTS FOR INCREASED SPRINGTIME DISPLAY Women across the capital celebrated the improved weather this week, preparing their breasts for the increased exposure and display that the warm weather now demands. For the last 6-8 months, women's breasts, obscured by baggy sweaters and shapeless jackets, have existed only in the imaginations and fond memories of men. Yet, with the coming of spring, all that has changed, as girls now slip into less fabric and fewer layers. Their breasts, like animals emerging from hibernation, once again climb out into the sunshine, stretch out in the open air and, with near-mythic power, grab the attention of all around. "I just bought a new spring 'mini-vest' from French Connection," said Covent Garden, media-exec Sophie Lambert, 24. "It is snug. Almost too- small really. Plenty of blokes seem to notice my tits when I wear it on sunny days." Miss Lambert's male colleagues who have seen the vest confirmed that it was "blinding", and added that they are eagerly looking forward to seeing her "cracking pair" protrude from within it very soon. "In countries with warmer climates, the vast quantities of breasts tend to take on a diminished significance, because of overexposure," says Professor Dorothy Primus of the Feminist Studies Department, University College London. "The male populace tends to become jaded toward breasts, as they are nearly always visible even to a casual onlooker." Primus went on to explain, however, that the UK's ebb and flow of seasons creates a corresponding ebb and flow of breast visibility. The recent fine weather and resulting preponderance of breast displays has brought London to its knees with heterosexual males gawking at the near-unbelievable levels of mammarian visibility. Although most men agree that the natural power of the female breast needs no improvement, some women are using technology to further enhance their breast goals. Fulham secretary Heather Phillips, 22, a self-confessed B-cup with aspirations toward the C-range, plans to covertly employ a "Wonder Bra," to make her breasts appear a full cup-size larger throughout the summer months. Boyfriend Mark Chambers is reported to be "delighted." Experts are not surprised by Miss Phillips' breast enhancement efforts, as spring frequently brings about a heightened air of sexual tension. Feminist lesbian organizations in London agreed. "Although we are deeply opposed to the systematic sexual objectification of women and their breasts by ma
Whilst the humour is obvious, don't you think you should have waited a few months before posting this. We've got a long winter ahead of us Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen