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    Dave gets home from work one night and Michelle is looking really disturbed. She hardly says as word as she carelessly throws a can of Strongbow his direction. Over dinner, she is ignoring everything he says about the company's new accounts set-up and how he thinks he'll be able to increase RoI while reducing tax liabilities. As they go to bed and he posts his last message in the Lounge, Dave finally decides to ask what is going on. "Well," Michelle begins "I was cleaning out Tom's room and I found a disgusting magazine! It was all about bondage and S&M and sick things like that! I just don't know what to do." Dave thinks about the news for a moment and turns to his beloved "Well for fuck sack, what ever you do, don't spank him!"


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dave gets home from work one night and Michelle is looking really disturbed. She hardly says as word as she carelessly throws a can of Strongbow his direction. Over dinner, she is ignoring everything he says about the company's new accounts set-up and how he thinks he'll be able to increase RoI while reducing tax liabilities. As they go to bed and he posts his last message in the Lounge, Dave finally decides to ask what is going on. "Well," Michelle begins "I was cleaning out Tom's room and I found a disgusting magazine! It was all about bondage and S&M and sick things like that! I just don't know what to do." Dave thinks about the news for a moment and turns to his beloved "Well for fuck sack, what ever you do, don't spank him!"


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      loctrice
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      has a familiar vibe. Can't put my finger on it...

      If it moves, compile it

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        has a familiar vibe. Can't put my finger on it...

        If it moves, compile it

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Random names, random names...


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Dave gets home from work one night and Michelle is looking really disturbed. She hardly says as word as she carelessly throws a can of Strongbow his direction. Over dinner, she is ignoring everything he says about the company's new accounts set-up and how he thinks he'll be able to increase RoI while reducing tax liabilities. As they go to bed and he posts his last message in the Lounge, Dave finally decides to ask what is going on. "Well," Michelle begins "I was cleaning out Tom's room and I found a disgusting magazine! It was all about bondage and S&M and sick things like that! I just don't know what to do." Dave thinks about the news for a moment and turns to his beloved "Well for fuck sack, what ever you do, don't spank him!"


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Top Gag!

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            Random names, random names...


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Resemblance to real persons, living or otherwise, is purely coincidential. :)

            At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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              Dave gets home from work one night and Michelle is looking really disturbed. She hardly says as word as she carelessly throws a can of Strongbow his direction. Over dinner, she is ignoring everything he says about the company's new accounts set-up and how he thinks he'll be able to increase RoI while reducing tax liabilities. As they go to bed and he posts his last message in the Lounge, Dave finally decides to ask what is going on. "Well," Michelle begins "I was cleaning out Tom's room and I found a disgusting magazine! It was all about bondage and S&M and sick things like that! I just don't know what to do." Dave thinks about the news for a moment and turns to his beloved "Well for fuck sack, what ever you do, don't spank him!"


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Mike Hankey
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              Not what I expected I thought it would be a "Give the material to me I will dispose of it".

              VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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