BJOTD

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?" Doctor scratches his head, says "I've never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes." The guy comes back in a week, his dick is still orange. Doctor says, "Let's see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style." Guy says "I'm single, live alone, just a normal type." Doctor: "How do you spend your evenings?" "I like to watch porno videos and eat Cheetos. Why?"

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me