BJOTD

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin' dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed," to which Little Johnny replied... "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me